25.

... work has been really making me think of bad things as of late.
oh i don't know, like me bursting into flames.
is this real life?

obviously this dude is better at hating work than i am: http://thoughtcatalog.com/2012/50-morbid-thoughts-im-having-at-work/

people say money can't buy you happiness.
it sure can buy you sanity though.

you're healing the heart that you did not break and the pain that you did not cause.